aflowernymph:

thebidork:

grisesfeuilles:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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escaped-cryptid:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tumblr ask me about mlm skeletons

I’m asking

your co-operation is noted and will count in your favor when the Great Tally arrives. Presenting:

straight skeletons

straight skeletons

gay skeletons

three seemingly-similar wikipedia articles, and yet:

(this post is part of a series critiquing biased wikipedia writing. you can request more on ko-fi)

TLDR

*male & female skeleton found in grave*

archeologists: “this is LITERALLY Romeo and Juliet. she died of a broken heart. i am in TEARS”

*male & female skeleton found in grave*

archeologists: “holy shit ya’ll they are SPOONING. they are SPOONING and the boy is the big spoon just as jesus intended.”

*male & male skeleton found in grave*

archeologists: it’s problematic to romanticize these things

The first couple held hands -> love

The second couple was spooning -> love

The third couple was apparently kissing, a hand on the cheek -> no homo though

and they were tombmates

oh my god they were tombmates

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scottsumrners:

scottsumrners:

every time someone talks about how “capitalism breeds innovation”, i think about the fact that capitalism killed the streaming service in less than ten years

like…the entire point of netflix when it started was that you could log into one service and you could find thousands of different tv shows and movies in one place, for one price, AND you didn’t have to wait for several weeks to watch the conclusion of a tv show AND you didn’t have to worry about your favorite new show getting cancelled half-way through a season for lack of viewership.

and then every single other channel out there thought “hm. why are we using a third party site to do what WE could do ourselves?” except not a single one of them had enough material in their libraries to do what netflix was doing. but they still pulled all their content out of netflix anyway and tried to do what netflix was doing. and then disney decided to do it as well, which… essentially just killed netflix.

but not only did they kill netflix, they just restarted cable! the whole point of a streaming service was being able to watch one show in one go, over a weekend or something. but bc these services don’t have enough material to keep people invested on paying every month, they have… to…. release shows one episode at a time, so that by the time one show ends they can roll out a new one and keep the subscriptions. which just? defeats the point?

and now we’re all just. back to torrenting one episode at a time, because nobody is paying for “cable…but on the internet”. all because capitalism breeds innovation

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p0stmarxed:

People who complain about “vaccine passports” bc it takes away their right to exist in public without documentation are perfectly fine with that right being denied to immigrants

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serialkilersx:

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phlorealcalicanto asked:

Top 5 bumblebees? Or just bees, if that’s too narrow

highways-are-liminal-spaces:

Not too specific at all! I went with entirely the genus bombus here, and this is going to be basically a list of bumblebees with pretty red on them:

1. bombus lapidarius

2. bombus huntii

3. bombus sylvicola

4. bombus sonorus

5. bombus polaris

on the internet no one knows

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noplaicelikehome:

This area was missing a little something, and that something turned out to be the face cutout update~

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degenerate-perturbation:

degenerate-perturbation:

Bears are easily one of the most animals of all time but a close second is the fossa

Like that sure is an animal alright

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asimovsideburns:

just once I want to see a character have a gender crisis where it’s like

Villain: hah! you fool! have you not heard the prophecy? no man may kill me!

AMAB Hero: *kills the villain*

AMAB Hero: hmm. okay. okay okay okay. let’s unpack that… later.

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Anonymous asked:

This is a fuck coworkers (and also kind of old, I thought about putting it in just now)

I went into work on December 23rd thinking all was well and good. Keep in mind, our office has five people including me, we’re a very small office. We had a small Christmas party, giving gifts and eating food and having fun. We ended up taking a picture together, and this is where things went wrong.

One of my coworkers, let’s call her Denise, was at that party. Even though her husband had come home with Covid, and she had been exposed, she went to that party. Now the whole office has covid.

As of today (March 1st when writing this) another one of our coworkers, let’s call her Jenny, is finally healthy enough to come back to work. Covid hit her like a train. She’s in her 70s, and we were all scared of what could happen because of how she handled the disease. She ended up with blood clots in her lungs and other kinds of scary shit like that.

Anyway, the point of this story is, DON’T COME INTO WORK IF YOU’VE BEEN EXPOSED TO COVID UNTIL YOU KNOW YOU DON’T HAVE IT!!! ALL FIVE OF US ENDED UP WITH COVID BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO BE AT OUR CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!

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